simCathouse
banned by CNET...
CNET have decided to "reject simCathouse in its entirety"
as they say it violates their listing policy
by containing "inappropriate, offensive, or sexually
explicit content...". CNET is the site that lists
games like Hitman, GTA, Drug Wars, etc.
simCathouse is
a fun strategy game based around running your own Cathouse
(or brothel, whorehouse, slutshop, chicken ranch, bordello,
etc). It's a quick and easy game to play
and appeals to a large number of game players rather than
just strategy gamers
You typically start a game as follows:
- borrow some cash
- buy a property
- spend cash kitting out your Cathouse
- decide who to hire and fire
- buy some booze and other extras
- hire a doorman, install a bar, buy
sex toys, etc - it's
up to you!
- check out the market and set your prices
- drug your hoes to keep 'em sweet
- bribe the cops to stay out of trouble
- advertise your business
- open for business!
Once you're open for business you watch
the evening unfold as customers come and visit your Cathouse.
You play the role of The Management of the
Cathouse and need to keep a close eye on your hoes and your
customers. The object of the game is to make as much money as
possible within the duration of each game level. If you're
good enough you get to play the next level *
TOP TIP: Read our QUICK
START guide before playing! |
